The temperature's rising, it isn't surprising,
She started a heatwave by letting her seat wave!
Snort! No, really, those are the actual lyrics!
I'm here today going all tropical since the temperatures truly are beastly, forecast to be between 100-106 for at least the next five days!
Here we go.
In Other News
OO, I'm having an OOphorectomy!
You may remember that I had abdominal surgery the end of January to perk up my bladder which had decided to stop fighting with gravity and tried to escape out my hoohaw. That all went exceedingly well and I couldn't be more pleased.
Well. Except for one small problem. What happened was, lifting the bladder back where it belonged resulted in my uterus seeing an opening so it, too, took a dive and made an attempt to escape. Oy!
Which means that on Tuesday I'm again having abdominal surgery, this time to remove my baby basket and assorted lady bits which, after all, were last used going on 40 years ago. It's time they got the ol' heave ho-ho!
I'll do anything to get out of this heat.