So I made this:
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Next night it happened again. Erh? Drawers were opened and searched ... and it stopped. And the next night! I was still perplexed when on the fourth day I happened to have a quarterly checkup. The technician explained I was in the replacement stage and ... Erh? "Hey," I queried, "by any chance does it make a beeping noise when the battery gets low?!" Yup. She turned it off with her computer. Mystery sol-ved!
Fast forward to last Thursday and I'm leaving the hospital, being taken by wheelchair out to the car by my very nice nurse named Lourdes. In order to get to the patient pickup area, we went down a couple of hallways and through the expansive front lobby area. I was soon aware that people seemed to be engaging in double-takes when they glanced my way. Especially the men. It was quite flattering, especially considering I hadn't combed my hair for 14 hours.
"Oh, Lourdes," I exclaimed to my nurse, "my shirt has been gaping open the whole time! And here I was thinking that all the men were staring at me coz I still got it goin' on!"